| How to Survive at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza |
09.30.14, 3:10 am est
| Sysadmin heaven |
09.30.14, 3:08 am est
| Future quarters |
Man, this is going to change everything!
09.30.14, 3:05 am est
| Winning races... |
...is the whole point of races.
09.30.14, 2:57 am est
| Nick Offerman, ladies and gentlemen |
Hey man, nice shot.
09.30.14, 2:52 am est
| Downtown Seattle Zebra Imaging ZScape® 3D Holographic Print (1:06) |
This is an amazing use of technology.
09.29.14, 12:54 am est
| Pretty Sure That's EXACTLY Why This Product Was Made |
Yeah, there's only one place for that.
09.29.14, 12:47 am est
| Pfft to sharing (0:07) |
This is *MY* road.
09.29.14, 12:25 am est
| KERNTYPE - a kerning game |
10 tests, totaled 86 out of 100 on my first try. Not too shabby.
09.28.14, 3:38 am est
| Deslided: 45 of Your Childhood Crushes (Then and Now) |
Ahh, those young teen crushes. However, it's missing Helen Hunt, so my #1 teenage crush is missing.
09.28.14, 2:48 am est
| Clark Hunt's Arrowhead Stadium Lair |
It's like someone built a fancy mansion inside a football stadium.
09.28.14, 2:43 am est
| All Disney Movies In Chronological Order Of When They Took Place |
I like when people have the time to put things like this together.
09.28.14, 2:42 am est
| A run-of-the-mill birthday party |
"So just a generic party?" This is the result.
09.28.14, 1:23 am est
| Impressive, But $2,200: Light-Up LEGO Super Mario Lamp |
Plus a couple Pac-Man lamps.
09.28.14, 1:22 am est
| Milk Chocolate S'Moreos |
I want 100 of them right now.
09.27.14, 5:44 am est
| Toledo Mud Hens turn ballpark into putt-putt course |
You've got to do something in the off-season with the field, right?
09.27.14, 5:24 am est
| Japanese company plans space elevator by 2050 |
I might be alive when this happens? Oh man, the future could turn out to be pretty cool.
09.27.14, 5:22 am est
| Don't Overinflate Your Basketball (0:17) |
Is that really what happens?
09.27.14, 5:21 am est
| Hope for the best |
Dad knows best.
09.27.14, 5:19 am est
| You Have to Fucking Eat |
The long-awaited sequel to the #1 New York Times best-selling classic "Go the Fuck to Sleep".
09.27.14, 3:39 am est
| Teapublican Realtor Fired After Harassing A Woman About Her Mexican Flag |
Good. This person is a bully and I hope she never gets elected to anything.
09.27.14, 3:17 am est
| This Restaurant Takes a Day Off to Show That Their Customers Aren't Always Right (2:10) |
Customers are idiots. I applaud this guy. You don't like what he sells? Go somewhere else.
09.27.14, 2:32 am est
| 20 Things That Actually Exist |
Munchy box, canned air, and the ice cream sandwich cone are all things I need in my life.
09.25.14, 4:03 am est
| Miniature Dioramas of Bombed Out and Littered Cites by Satoshi Araki |
Very detailed. A couple of them were so convincing, I couldn't believe they were miniature.
09.25.14, 4:00 am est
| Pick out the different color |
You have 60 seconds. I made it to level 28.
09.25.14, 3:58 am est
| Mysterious Radar Cloud Over the Midwest Was Actually... Butterflies |
Batten down the hatches.
09.24.14, 3:24 am est
| Milk Costs Most Ever to Signal Higher Prices for Pizza |
"In July, retail whole milk was $3.65 a gallon, the most for the month since 2011, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics." YEAH, FORGET OIL PRICES, MILK PRICES ARE INSANE!
09.23.14, 3:03 am est
| White Coke |
A variant of Coca-Cola produced in the 1940s at the request of Marshal of the Soviet Union Georgy Zhukov.
09.23.14, 3:02 am est
| 100 percent renewable energy: Largest city in Vermont goes completely green |
Okay, it's only 42,000 people, but congrats to them and their effort. Hopefully more towns follow suit.
09.23.14, 2:51 am est
| Male Birth Control, Without Condoms, Will Be Here by 2017 |
But will 'Big Birth Control' allow it into the market? Will the religious fundies take issue with it? The article is a good read, I am curious to see what happens in the near future.
09.23.14, 2:47 am est
| 12 Amazing Earth Scars (Pics) |
From mines to meteor strikes, some of the largest holes in the earth.
09.23.14, 2:41 am est
| If Girls Proposed to Guys (2:32) |
Lunchboxes are a waste of money.
09.23.14, 2:33 am est
| Love, Grampa and Grandmaster Flash |
Grandmothers accidentally tagging Grandmaster Flash on Facebook. It's so fantastical.
09.23.14, 2:26 am est
| Woman Has Surgery To Get A Third 'Total Recall' Breast |
I honestly don't know how to feel about this.
09.23.14, 2:25 am est
| The Roentgens' Berlin Secretary Cabinet (2:20) |
So fancy. So security. Much wow.
09.23.14, 2:23 am est
| What movie did you want to see? |
"These all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell."
09.23.14, 2:03 am est
| 365 Postcards For Ants by Lorraine Loots |
The detail in these extremely tiny drawings is amazing.
09.23.14, 2:01 am est
| Video game lock for Nintendo |
This existed? Man. If my mom knew about this, I never would have been able to squeeze in 15 minutes of Mario before school when I was growing up.
09.21.14, 8:28 pm est
| For Those About to Drive an SUV, We Salute You |
I'm starting the slow clap for this one.
09.21.14, 8:16 pm est
| Champagne fail! |
09.21.14, 8:06 pm est
| Champagne win! |
I am surprised, too.
09.21.14, 8:05 pm est
| IT hell |
How to make me cringe.
09.21.14, 8:04 pm est
| It Must Be Fall |
It's a ladies magnet.
09.21.14, 8:01 pm est
| This Pun Was Months in the Making |
09.21.14, 8:01 pm est
| SHAKE IT OFF - Taylor Swift cover by High Five Spaceship (4:04) |
That beat tho.
09.21.14, 3:25 am est
| Graveyard Quest |
A 6 part series that I thought was excellent.
09.20.14, 7:48 pm est
| Paul is not coming to the party after all |
09.20.14, 4:40 am est
| Maddox - Sounds I Hate - NFL Theme Song (0:16) |
This is a snippet of a longer video. After everything that's gone down lately in the NFL, this *should* be the new theme song for the league.
09.20.14, 1:25 am est
| Arimaa |
It's like chess, except it's not like chess. I still don't understand it, but it has world championships and formidable computer AI.
09.20.14, 1:22 am est
| MI county sells injured mom’s home over one tax bill |
Kalamazoo County, leading the way in stupidity.
09.20.14, 1:17 am est
| GIF DANCE PARTY |
09.20.14, 1:14 am est
| Kutiman - Thru You Too - Give It Up (4:24) |
Someone took a bunch of small clips of other videos and made a song out of them. I think it's amazing.
09.19.14, 4:46 am est
| An awesome fountain in Chicago (1:50) |
And now you know a littler bit about laminar flow.
09.19.14, 4:35 am est
| A Classic Scene in Classic Bricks |
Cameron's dad is going to be pissed!
09.19.14, 4:32 am est
| Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong (2:58) |
I don't even shop there at all, but this cracked me up.
09.19.14, 4:29 am est
| Coke Bringing SURGE Soda Back To Market |
That's right, it's 1999 all over again!
09.19.14, 4:25 am est
| Earth's ozone layer is recovering |
Maybe a month or two ago I randomly thought to myself, "remember when the ozone was the hottest topic in the world 15 years ago?" Well, good news everyone!
09.19.14, 4:21 am est
| Tiny Hamster vs Kobayashi (1:42) |
That hamster is a beast!
09.19.14, 4:19 am est
| Scarin' the stuffin' outta ya |
The follow up comment seals it.
09.19.14, 4:15 am est
| I wish you showed up... |
...but I found a better dinner guest.
09.19.14, 1:30 am est
| One of my favorite UCB skits (4:04) |
09.17.14, 5:13 am est
| It's 2 am |
"My first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood."
09.16.14, 1:20 pm est
| Future self |
At one time, I put a lot of little things like this in my webpage coding. I haven't been coding in at least 4 years now. I wonder if I'll ever stumble across any of these gems again.
09.16.14, 1:18 pm est
| iPhone ATM PIN code hack - how to prevent (3:45) |
They would still need to obtain your credit/debit card info, so it's not an instant loss, but now you're knowledgeable about this happening.
09.15.14, 2:15 am est
| Masterpieces in minutes (2:19) |
Fantastic street art.
09.15.14, 2:11 am est
| Twisted and Funny Cartoons by Ben Chen |
Morbid. Funny, but morbid.
09.14.14, 4:32 am est
| Bacon-infused Bloody Mary popsicles with bacon sticks |
Because, screw it.
09.14.14, 4:30 am est
| Kelly Ripa and 5 1/2 inches (2:16) |
She knows what she's doing and it's still hilarious.
09.12.14, 4:12 am est
| NHL announces rules changes for 2014-15 season |
I don't have any issue with these changes. For the greater good.
09.12.14, 4:10 am est
| Players power football pitch lights |
The kinetic energy of players' movements provides night-time illumination.
09.12.14, 4:08 am est
| 2014 Tater Trot Tracker Leaders |
2014's slowest and quickest trots around the bases for home runs.
09.12.14, 4:07 am est
| Now what you hear is not a test... |
The guy who writes this comic never fails to make me laugh.
09.11.14, 5:27 am est
| Clicker Heroes |
Another one of those mindless mouse clicking games. I only stopped playing because I shutdown my browser and cleared the cache, which lost my progress.
09.11.14, 5:21 am est
| 18 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read |
Or, just 18 Twitter entries good enough for a chuckle.
09.11.14, 5:13 am est
| Beer Briefcase |
Kind of neat. Now it just needs a cooling mechanism.
09.11.14, 4:52 am est
| How to Make Life Better (3:00) |
A few life hacks to improve your life better.
09.11.14, 4:33 am est
| Pseudoscorpion |
He's the friendly scorpion that you'll never see!
09.11.14, 4:13 am est
| Pink goop in Chicken McNuggets? McDonald's Canada answers (2:44) |
See? You chicken nugget truthers just got TOLD. SON!
09.11.14, 4:09 am est
| "I work at an outback. Someone actually complained about this." |
That's my only complaint when I eat there, too.
09.11.14, 4:00 am est
| Bucci's Bucket of Chicken Night #BOCN (1:19) |
Bucci and SVP. The best.
09.11.14, 3:22 am est
| Positive trends |
It's nice to get some positive news sometimes.
09.10.14, 1:43 am est
| Ollie - Official Launch Video - Sphero Connected Toys (2:13) |
I feel the video makes it look like it's more fun playing with it than it might actually be, but it does look neat.
09.10.14, 1:37 am est
| Flux Capacitor USB Car Charger |
Oh, I just have to have this.
09.09.14, 3:27 am est
| What Not To Say To Your Girlfriend (2:36) |
An educational film that might come in handy down the road.
09.07.14, 12:38 am est
| The seriousness of California's drought |
Simply amazing before and after pictures of Lake Oroville.
09.07.14, 12:34 am est
| All About That [Upright] Bass - Jazz Meghan Trainor Cover ft. Kate Davis (3:56) |
A fantastic cover. Have a listen.
09.07.14, 12:22 am est
| 18 Funny Test Answers |
The ol' math science machine.
09.05.14, 1:48 am est
| I Poop You |
IPoopYou.com is a professional poop delivery service. And now you know.
09.04.14, 1:57 am est
| Tired of someone running their mouth? |
Pass them your business card.
09.04.14, 1:47 am est
| ESPN Films "30 for 30 Fifth Anniversary Collection" |
This is what I want for xmas.
09.04.14, 1:43 am est
| FBI 'Grappling' With Hiring Policy Concerning Marijuana |
Tick-tock goes the legalization clock.
09.04.14, 1:40 am est
| Sweden Solar System |
The Sweden Solar System is the world's largest permanent scale model of the Solar System. That would be neat to visit while in the country.
09.04.14, 1:37 am est
| White rabbit resting in Taiwan |
The rabbit was created by Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman, the same guy who made the giant rubber duck.
09.04.14, 1:35 am est
| Hilarious Photos From the National Beard & Mustache Championships |
And now you know that the National Beard & Mustache Championships actually exist.
09.04.14, 1:23 am est
| Arby's Now Charging $2.99 To Let Customers Go Behind Counter, Grab Handfuls Of Roast Beef |
I'd be all over the DQ offer on the graphic... if it were REAL.
09.04.14, 1:23 am est
| Euro 2016 Qualifying will be spread across Fox, ESPN networks |
This makes me very happy. C'mon, Iceland!
09.04.14, 1:22 am est
| Pentagon Has 'Everything Must Go' Sale (1:36) |
Strawberry festival? YOU NEED A TANK.
09.04.14, 1:13 am est
| The Taser Photoshoot Original (2:40) |
The other 'O' face.
09.03.14, 1:46 am est
| Nature is really beautiful (0:13) |
...except when it's terrifying.
09.02.14, 11:09 am est
| An easy way to get all the fruit out of a pineapple in under a minute (1:12) |
This man is a WIZARD.
09.02.14, 11:06 am est
| Your authority is not recognized... |
...in fort Kickass.
09.02.14, 11:05 am est
| At the rodeo |
09.01.14, 11:20 pm est
| I swear to god I love Tumblr sometimes |
Everybody do the Bugs.
09.01.14, 11:19 pm est