The Mark, Tom, & Travis Show
(2000)
1. Dumpweed
2. Don't Leave Me
3. Aliens Exist
4. Family Reunion
5. Going Away To College
6. What's My Age Again
7. Dick Lips
8. Blow Job
9. Untitled
10. Voyeur
11. Pathetic
12. Adam's Song
13. Peggy Sue
14. Wendy Clear
15. Carousel
16. All The Small Things
17. Mutt
18. The Country Song
19. Dammit
20. Man Overboard
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Please, mom
you ground me all the time
I know that I was right
all along
And I'm hoping
remember I'm a kid
I know not what I did
just having fun
You couldn't wait for something new
and yesterday I thought of you
it left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
it's too late, I fell through
Nothing to lose
a boy who went out when he finished all his chores
nothing to do
they can't trust me because I blew it once before
Shit, dad
please don't kick my ass
I know I've seen you trashed
at least one time
Can I blame it
on one of my dumb friends
it's been awhile
since I have used that line
You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait)
for something new (for something new)
and yesterday (and yesterday)
I thought of you (I thought of you)
it left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
it's too late, I fell through
Nothing to lose
a boy who went out when he finished all his chores
nothing to do
they can't trust me because I blew it once before
(Alright)
Nothing to lose
a boy who went out when he finished all his chores
nothing to do
they can't trust me because I blew it once before
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Tom: Hey, uh, Mark.
Mark: What, what the fuck do you want Tom? I'm sick of
"hey Mark, hey, hey Mark, hey Mark, hey look at this,
hey, look at, look at how I can make it bigger if I rub
it, look at this, hey Mark, come here."
Tom: No, seriously, Mark, hey, hey Mark. I wasn't really
masturbating. I've never done that. I was, uh... I was
inspecting my testicles for weird bumps.
Mark: That's what you say. That's what you say if your
parents ever catch you. "I wasn't masturbating, I was just
cleaning it and it went off."
Tom: You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days
ago? Cause you really don't have a choice, you might as
well be into it.
Mark: Yeah, you might as well act like you want to hear it
cause otherwise we'll play it twice.
Tom: Yeah, you bastards. Song goes like this.