The Mark, Tom, & Travis Show (2000) 1. Dumpweed 2. Don't Leave Me 3. Aliens Exist 4. Family Reunion 5. Going Away To College 6. What's My Age Again 7. Dick Lips 8. Blow Job 9. Untitled 10. Voyeur 11. Pathetic 12. Adam's Song 13. Peggy Sue 14. Wendy Clear 15. Carousel 16. All The Small Things 17. Mutt 18. The Country Song 19. Dammit 20. Man Overboard Click to see all lyrics on the same page |
3. Aliens Exist - (3:43) Hey mom there's something in the backroom hope it's not the creature from above you used to read me stories as if my dreams were boring we all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were real I'd leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say what you hear is all hearsay I wish someone would tell me what was right Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you I am still a skeptic yes you know me been best friends and will be till we die I got an injection of blood from the erection my best friend thinks I'm just humping guys alright Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you Dark and scary, ordinary explanation, information nice to know ya, paranoia where's my mother, biofather Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys twelve majestic lies ------------ Mark: Tom has sex with guys! Tom: Hey Mark! Who here thinks that I look very similar to Tom Cruise. Thank you. Mark: Yeah... Tom: I think so too. Mark: Like, like Tom Cruise in that movie "Born On The Fourth Of July"? That one? Where he's handicapped and retarded and stupid and nobody likes him and he just shits all over himself and he's a fucking asshole, hey! Tom: That was mean! Mark: That's right! Tom: Never attack somebody that shits on himself. Do you guys think it's weird, to shit your pants when you're sleeping? Not that I do it... but I did it last night. And I haven't taken a shower since and I'm wondering if that's what smells. Mark: Woo! Poopie! Poopoo, caca! Hey, I wrote this next song, you wanna hear it? Tom: You don't have a choice. Mark: It goes like this. |