The Mark, Tom, & Travis Show (2000) 1. Dumpweed 2. Don't Leave Me 3. Aliens Exist 4. Family Reunion 5. Going Away To College 6. What's My Age Again 7. Dick Lips 8. Blow Job 9. Untitled 10. Voyeur 11. Pathetic 12. Adam's Song 13. Peggy Sue 14. Wendy Clear 15. Carousel 16. All The Small Things 17. Mutt 18. The Country Song 19. Dammit 20. Man Overboard Click to see all lyrics on the same page |
14. Wendy Clear - (4:09) Let's take the boat out on the bay forget your job for just one day I wish it didn't have to be so bad it might be inappropriate because either way our band gets dropped, oh yeah I wish it didn't have to be so bad But I'd play with fire to break the ice and I'd play with a nuclear device is it something I'll regret? why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad The three-date theory is getting old everyone is getting left out in the cold I wish it didn't have to be so bad So I'll see you with another guy who pretends not to hear you when you cry, oh yeah I wish it didn't have to be so bad But I'd play with fire to break the ice and I'd play with a nuclear device is it something I'll regret? why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad I'll be moving on, moving on moving on, and on and on moving on, moving on moving on and on and on But I'd play with fire to break the ice and I'd play with a nuclear device is it something I'll regret? why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad (I wish it didn't have to be so bad!) ------------ Tom: You guys wanna hear from Satan again? Satan: Well hello kids. Are you enjoying the show so far? Chances all you're all gonna get laid tonight! I wanna sleep with every single person here! Starting with the retards in the... starting with the... sorry kids I'm not very funny any more. I'm having a hellish of a day. Hey, I just made... Tom: Wait... what if we did something like this. Hey Satan? Satan: Yes Tom? Tom: Hey, I was just wondering if I'm gonna get laid tonight. Mark: Why no you're not Tom. Tom: Why not? Satan: Because your dick is small, dark, and ugly. Tom: Alright. Am I funny or what?!?!? (silence) Mark: Hey, uh, I'm wanna tell ya how it's gonna work from, uh, for the rest of the show here. We're gonna say that this is our last song, and we're gonna play it, then we're gonna walk off stage, but it's really we're not even done yet, we're gonna come back out and play two more songs even after that, so, uh. That's how it works. You know how it works. You go and you see a band play, the walk off stage all "thanks a lot! goodnight!", and you know those motherfuckers are gonna come back out and play two more songs anyways, so, you know what. At least we're straight about it. Tom: They call it an encore. Mark: Yeah, it's an encore. Tom: Encore. Say it with us kids, encore. |