The Mark, Tom, & Travis Show
(2000)
1. Dumpweed
2. Don't Leave Me
3. Aliens Exist
4. Family Reunion
5. Going Away To College
6. What's My Age Again
7. Dick Lips
8. Blow Job
9. Untitled
10. Voyeur
11. Pathetic
12. Adam's Song
13. Peggy Sue
14. Wendy Clear
15. Carousel
16. All The Small Things
17. Mutt
18. The Country Song
19. Dammit
20. Man Overboard
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Please take me by the hand
it's so cold out tonight
I'll put blankets on the bed
I won't turn out the light
just don't forget to think about me
and I won't forget you
I'll write you once a week she said
once a week she said
Why does it feel the same
to fall in love or break it off
and if young love is just a game
then I must have missed the kick off
don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything
but I'd go through hell for you and
I haven't been this scared in a long time
and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful, Sky Lee
And I'll think about the times
you kissed me after class
and you put up with my friends
I acted like an ass
I'd ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer
is my picture still hanging in your locker?
I haven't been this scared in a long time
and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful
I haven't been this scared in a long time
and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful...
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Mark: ...to Travis!!!
Tom: Hey Mark!
Mark: Hey... if you guys are anything like me, you
like to dress up in your mother's underwear and walk
around the house trying to seduce your father.
What, just me?
Tom: I'm like you, I try to do seduce your dad!
Mark: Remember, remember that one time, when I walked
over to your house, and, your brother was there, with
the peanut butter smeared all over his weiner, and he's
all, "come here boy, come here! come here boy, come,
dididididididididi... who likes the Skippy? Who likes
the Skippy peanut butter?
Mark: Give it up for tom
Tom: This song is really hard to play, it's really hard
to play, I would appreciate it if you don't listen to me
for the next two and a half minutes, alright?
Shut the fuck up!