The Mark, Tom, & Travis Show
(2000)
1. Dumpweed
2. Don't Leave Me
3. Aliens Exist
4. Family Reunion
5. Going Away To College
6. What's My Age Again
7. Dick Lips
8. Blow Job
9. Untitled
10. Voyeur
11. Pathetic
12. Adam's Song
13. Peggy Sue
14. Wendy Clear
15. Carousel
16. All The Small Things
17. Mutt
18. The Country Song
19. Dammit
20. Man Overboard
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I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room
listening to all those doubts that your parents have to say to you
And as your head gets all cluttered inside
try to stay awake
everything they say are lies
that's all the shit that you ever have to take
So hold in all your aggressions
because your grinding your teeth on down to
the bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
to not laugh at everything they say as
they tell you what to be you're not alone
I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do
It's not the same reason why that
makes you change the things that you once knew
As your head gets all cluttered inside
give more than you take
everything they say are lies
that's all the shit that you ever have to take
So hold in all your aggressions
because your grinding your teeth on down to
the bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
to not laugh at everything they say as
they tell you what to be you're not alone
You say you want to take off your shoes to
walk barefoot down the street
just to be the things that you can be
just live for one more week, go!
You say you want to take off your shoes
walk barefoot down the street
just to be the things that you can be
just live for one more week
So hold in all your aggressions
because your grinding your teeth on down to
the bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
to not laugh at every word they say as
they tell you what to be you're not alone
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Tom: I choose to blame my parents for giving me a small, bent weiner,
and an ugly face. Hey, do your guys's... you know what I noticed Mark?
Mark: Yes I do.
Tom: What, do you know, you know what I noticed?
Mark: Yes.
Tom: I noticed that throughout the, the many years of me playing with my
own weiner, it bends to the wrong side. I think I pulled it too far to the
something, the right. Do you guys care? There's something seriously wrong
with my dick kids, and I need your, uh, sympathy.