The Mark, Tom, & Travis Show
(2000)
1. Dumpweed
2. Don't Leave Me
3. Aliens Exist
4. Family Reunion
5. Going Away To College
6. What's My Age Again
7. Dick Lips
8. Blow Job
9. Untitled
10. Voyeur
11. Pathetic
12. Adam's Song
13. Peggy Sue
14. Wendy Clear
15. Carousel
16. All The Small Things
17. Mutt
18. The Country Song
19. Dammit
20. Man Overboard
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He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb
she has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds
he's not that old, I've been told a strong sexual goal
he goes out everyday she goes every way, oh yeah
they don't even care at all
She's open waiting for more
and I know he's only looking to score
and it is way too unhealthy
often they've typically
been starved for attention before
She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell
he took the seat off his own bike because the way that it felt
he wants to bone this I know she is ready to blow
they go out every night his pants are super tight, oh yeah
they don't even care at all
She's open waiting for more
(she's open waiting for more)
and I know he's only looking to score
(he's only looking to score)
and it is way too unhealthy
often they've typically
been starved for attention before
She's open waiting for more
and I know he's only looking to score
and it is way too unhealthy
often they've typically
been starved for attention before
(take off your pants!)
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Tom: We really love each other, we are the best of friends.
Fuck Mark, Travis... you guys mean a lot to me man. You know
what I mean? He needs some ointment. Hey, I think every single
pharmasutical drug should be, uh, in oinment form, and it can
only go on your balls. Ya know, like, if you have a cold, you
gotta rub ointment on your balls.