The Mark, Tom, & Travis Show
(2000)
1. Dumpweed
2. Don't Leave Me
3. Aliens Exist
4. Family Reunion
5. Going Away To College
6. What's My Age Again
7. Dick Lips
8. Blow Job
9. Untitled
10. Voyeur
11. Pathetic
12. Adam's Song
13. Peggy Sue
14. Wendy Clear
15. Carousel
16. All The Small Things
17. Mutt
18. The Country Song
19. Dammit
20. Man Overboard
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All the / small things
true care / truth brings
I'll take / one lift
your ride / best trip
always / I know
you'll be / at my show
watching, waiting, commiserating
Say it ain't so, I will not go
turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na, na, na....
Late night, come home
work sucks, I know
she left me roses by the stairs
surprises let me know she cares
Say it ain't so, I will not go
turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na, na, na....
Say it ain't so, I will not go
turn the lights off, carry me home
keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
the night will go on, my little windmill
Say it ain't so, I will not go
turn the lights off, carry me home
keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
the night will go on,
the night will go on,
my little windmill
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Mark: Hi. We're back, just like I said we'd be back. You can leave
now and beat the traffic.
Tom: Or beat your meat.
Mark: Or... you can stick around and beat your meat. I like that.
I think I'm gonna say that every night from now on. You can leave
and beat the traffic, or you can stick around and beat your meat.
Satan: I have a few words to say about beating your meat. Just, I
just heard you guys talking about masturbation, I thought I'd show
up, and... I don't know, uh, I don't think I'm wanted here, so I'm
gonna take off, see ya guys later.
Mark: As my present to you people, we're gonna stop talking now and
play a song. Thank you.
Tom: Surprise!