Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
(2001)

1. Anthem Part 2
2. Online Songs
3. First Date
4. Happy Holidays, You Bastard
5. Story Of A Lonely Guy
6. The Rock Show
7. Stay Together For The Kids
8. Roller Coaster
9. Reckless Abandon
10. Everytime I Look For You
11. Give Me One Good Reason
12. Shut Up
13. Please Take Me Home
14. Time To Break Up
15. Mother's Day
16. What Went Wrong
17. Fuck A Dog
18. Don't Tell Me That It's Over
19. Grandpa

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4. Happy Holidays, You Bastard - (0:42)
It's Christmas Eve, and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
it's Christmas Eve, and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
and I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
and I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
it's Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
and he shit, shit, shit his pants
he always fuckin' shitin' his pants
and I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again