Take Off Your Pants And Jacket

1. Anthem Part 2
2. Online Songs
3. First Date
4. Happy Holidays, You Bastard
5. Story Of A Lonely Guy
6. The Rock Show
7. Stay Together For The Kids
8. Roller Coaster
9. Reckless Abandon
10. Everytime I Look For You
11. Give Me One Good Reason
12. Shut Up
13. Please Take Me Home
14. Time To Break Up
15. Mother's Day
16. What Went Wrong
17. Fuck A Dog
18. Don't Tell Me That It's Over
19. Grandpa

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15c. Grandpa - (1:39)
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to fellate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
grandpa is a total fucking asshole
who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
he rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa
did he kiss you soft and tender?
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed?

And this is fucking stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather! I mean, you guys are related! What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he'd like to fuck you on the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over the place and, this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!