Dude Ranch
(1997)

1. Pathetic
2. Voyeur
3. Dammit
4. Boring
5. Dick Lips
6. Waggy
7. Enthused
8. Untitled
9. Apple Shampoo
10. Emo
11. Josie
12. A New Hope
13. Degenerate
14. Lemmings
15. I'm Sorry

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13. Degenerate - (2:30)
Crossed the street, naked at night
bent over to show some moonlight
pulled out some beer and I gulped it down
nude in a gutter is how I was found

Thrown in the police car and the door slammed
no noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was
jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see
all I got is a guy Ben Dover

Don't like hash, don't like rap
kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
took a shower 'cause I stunk
smoked a bong, killed a cat
had my nuts attacked by rats
dad got nude, I wore a thong
for a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows
forgot that I left my pants down
bent over to pick them up
felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum

The farmer took me to his house
showed me the closet from the inside out
the police came, they took me away
saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay

Don't like hash, don't like rap
kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
took a shower 'cause I stunk
smoked a bong, killed a cat
had my nuts attacked by rats
dad got nude, I wore a thong
for a hobby I make bombs

Don't like hash, don't like rap
kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
took a shower 'cause I stunk
smoked a bong, killed a cat
had my nuts attacked by rats
dad got nude, I wore a thong
for a hobby I make bombs