Other songs/b-sides/demos

1. The Family Next Door
(Buddha demo tape)
2. Transvestite
(Buddha demo tape)
3. Wrecked Him
(They Came To Conqure...)
4. Zulu
(They Came To Conqure...)
5. Dancing With Myself
(Before You Were Punk)
6. Good Times
(Five Years On The Streets)
7. Hope
(Descendents cover)
8. I Won't Be Home For Christmas
(From "Josie" single)
9. Dead Man's Curve
(Shake, Rattle, & Roll)
10. Family Reunion
(Short Music For Short People)
11. Please Take Me Home (Live)
(Live pre-release)
12. 13 Miles
(Live improv)
13. Not Now
("I Miss You" single)

This One Song
(Live improv)
Live Bonus #18
("MTTS" Track #38)

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The Family Next Door - (1:45)
Oh how your mom is so inbred
(she's so inbred)
last night I caught your mother
with your brother in her bed
(with your brother in bed)
five arms ten legs and four toes
(the bitch has got four toes)

When you fuck your family I guess
that's just the way it goes
(when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes)
when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes

But don't worry
your mom is not the only one
(she's not the only one)
because just the other night
I caught your dad taking your
brother's temperature with his tongue

When you go to his house
don't kneel or squat (don't kneel or squat)
before you know it his dad will tie
my dick in a knot with his tongue

When you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes
(when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes)