I Won't Be Home For Christmas - (3:15) (Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la, la la la la tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la, la la la la) Outside the carolers start to sing I can't describe the joy they bring cause joy is something they don't bring me My girlfriend is by my side from the roof are hanging sickles of ice their whiny voices get irritating It's Christmas time again So I stand with a dead smile on my face wondering how much of my time they'll waste oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers And then I guess I must have snapped because I grabbed the baseball bat and made them all run for shelter It's Christmas time, again It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer You people scare me please stay away from my home If you don't want to get beat down just leave the presents and then leave me alone Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve cause the cops came and arrested me they had an unfair advantage And even though the jail didn't have a tree christmas came a night early cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package It's Christmas time, again It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer You people scare me please stay away from my home If you don't want to get beat down just leave the presents and then leave me alone I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (x6) Wrecked Him - (2:48) With all those words you bring why do you say what you don't mean? to those people who don't care about one thing that you might need And you just don't know your actions always shine the most to those people who don't care if you end up alone You need some time to sew all those bridges that you burned 'cause there's nothing left to bring to someone who just won't learn Have you made up your mind? how have you known what you decide to those people who just think that you are telling lies So I give up I made it clear as it can be to those people who don't care about one thing that you might need You need some time to sew all those bridges that you burned 'cause there's nothing left to bring to someone who just won't learn Oh, you need some time to sew all those bridges that you burned 'cause there's nothing left to bring to someone who just won't learn Zulu - (2:06) I'm feeling what I want to feel I'm saying what I've said all along because I know the things that are important to me because life is too short to be long And those thoughts that I've kept inside with those words that I could not hide before those times that always remind me that all I ever did was try So change your tune one step to make a stand I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone now run into the deepest pile of shit cause that's where I'm going to blend in, go! Those choices that I've never made with those decisions that once cut me a break cause after all what's left in the end there's somethings that they just can't take So take a bow, well you're not that great so pat your back, go off and masturbate cause one thing that you know for sure your hand is not a lonesome date So change your tune one step to make a stand I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone now run into the deepest pile of shit cause that's where I'm going to blend in So change your tune one step to make a stand I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone now run into the deepest pile of shit cause that's where I'm going to blend in The Family Next Door - (1:45) Oh how your mom is so inbred (she's so inbred) last night I caught your mother with your brother in her bed (with your brother in bed) five arms ten legs and four toes (the bitch has got four toes) When you fuck your family I guess that's just the way it goes (when you fuck your family I guess that's, that's just the way it goes) when you fuck your family I guess that's, that's just the way it goes But don't worry your mom is not the only one (she's not the only one) because just the other night I caught your dad taking your brother's temperature with his tongue When you go to his house don't kneel or squat (don't kneel or squat) before you know it his dad will tie my dick in a knot with his tongue When you fuck your family I guess that's, that's just the way it goes (when you fuck your family I guess that's, that's just the way it goes) Transvestite - (3:21) My mom, she's not a woman anymore she dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a man (dresses like a man) oh how she's not as feminine as she used to be before oh how she is so damned masculine I close my eyes (I close my eyes) my mom's not a woman anymore she's wearing a disguise everytime she leaves through that door My mom's not the same as she was in the past if I misbehave she kicks my ass My mom's not quite the woman that she was before when my friends come over she likes to wrestle them down to the floor I close my eyes my mom's not a woman anymore she's wearing a disguise everytime she leaves through that door My mom's a my mom's a my mom's a transvestite My mom's a my mom's a my mom's a transvestite Dancing With Myself - (2:40) From the walls of Tokyo down in London town's a go-go with the record selection and the mirror's reflection I'll be dancing with myself when there's no one else in sight in a crowded, lonely night I wait so long for my love vibration and I'm dancing with myself Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself Oh, oh, dancing with myself when there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove I'll be dancing with myself Oh, oh, oh, oh If I looked all over the world and there's every type of girl but their empty eyes seem to pass me by And leave me dancing with myself So let's sink another drink cause it'll give me time to think if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance I'd be dancing with myself Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself Oh, oh, dancing with myself if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance I'd be dancing with myself Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh (3x) Marky! Oh, oh, oh, oh If I looked all over the world and there's every type of girl but their empty eyes seem to pass me by And leave me dancing with myself So let's sink another drink cause it'll give me time to think if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance I'd be dancing with myself Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself Oh, oh, dancing with myself if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance Oh, oh, oh, oh (9x) yeah, in a sweat (5x), sweat! (10x) Please Take Me Home (Live) - (3:13) (This song was done when they were on tour prior to the release of the new album, thus, these would be the first lyrics, before they rewrote them.) Now it happens again she's cool, she's hot, she's my friend try hard when things fall apart one excuse breaks my heart She's unstoppable, unpredictable I'm so jaded, calculated wrong Please take, me home too late, it's gone I bet, you're sad this is the best time we ever had Try hard when things fall apart I guess there's no need to start give in, forget the past try hard to make these things last She's unstoppable, unpredictable I'm so jaded, calculated wrong please take, me home too late, it's gone I bet, you're sad this is the best time we ever had Please take, me home too late, it's gone I bet, you're sad this is the best time we ever had Try hard when things fall apart ah yes, this breaks my heart give in, forget the past try hard to make these things best, they last go! She's unstoppable, unpredictable I'm so jaded, I calculated wrong Mark's wrong Travis is wrong I'm right Please take, me home too late, it's gone I bet, you're sad this is the best time we ever had Please take, me home too late, it's gone I bet, you're sad this is the best time we ever had 13 Miles - (0:56) 13 miles down the road lives a young boy he's got jet black hair and blue-green eyes and he's mine and every now and then, he and I would sit together on the porch and I take off his pants and I fuck him from behind And I love him for his heart and soul and I love his wrinkled scrotum too so if you see us passing by on some dreary rainy day take a look at the young boy and his naked asshole Good Times - (1:04) Good times, good times, good times oh baby, good times Good Times any time you meet a payment good times any time you feel free good times any time you're out from under Not getting hassled, not getting hustled keeping' your head above water, making a wave when you can Temporary lay offs good times easy credit rip offs (??) scratching' and surviving good times hanging in a chow line(??) good times aint't we lucky we got 'em good times Dead Man's Curve - (2:46) I was cruising in my Stingray late one night when an XKE pulled up on the right and rolled down the window of his shiny new Jag and challenged me then and there to a drag I said, "you're on, buddy, my mill's runnin' fine let's come off the line, now, at Sunset and Vine I'll go you one better if you've got the nerve let's race all the way to dead man's curve dead man's curve dead man's curve won't come back from dead man's curve The street was deserted late Friday night we were buggin' each other while we sat out the light we both popped the clutch when the light turned green you shoulda heard the whine from my screamin' machine I flew past LaBrea, Schwab's, and Crescent Heights and all the Jag could see were my six taillights he passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve but I pulled her out and there we were at dead man's curve Well, the last thing I remember, Doc, I started to swerve and then I saw the Jag slide into the curve I know I'll never forget that horrible sight I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right won't come back from dead man's curve dead man's curve, dead man's curve dead man's curve, dead man's curve dead man's curve, dead man's curve Family Reunion - (0:45) Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat I fucked your mom (And I wanna suck my dad and my mommy too oh, is this thing on?) Hope - (1:31) Why can't you see you torture me you're already thinking about someone else when he comes home you'll be in his arms and I'll be gone but you know my day will come I know someday I'll be the only one You wait for his spark you know it'll turn you on he's gonna make you feel the way you want to feel when he starts to lie, makes you cry you know I'll be there my day will come I know someday I'll be the only one Call me selfish call me what you like, I think it's right to want someone for all your own and not to share her love and I'll have my way, and you won't have to say, anyway you don't stand a chance You wait for his spark you know it'll turn you on he's gonna make you feel the way you want to feel when he starts to lie, makes you cry you know I'll be there my day will come I know someday I'll be the only one my day will come I know someday I'll be the only one You want perfection I see your self destruction you don't know what you want It's gonna take you years to find out I'm not giving up and when you've had enough you'll take your bruised little head and you'll come running back to me I'm gonna be the only one I'm gonna be the only one Not Now - (4:11) Come here, please hold my hand for now help me, I'm scared please show me how to fight this, god has a master plan and I guess I am in his demand Please save me, this time I cannot run and I'll see you when this is done and now I have come to realize that you are the one who's left behind Please stay until I'm gone I'm here, hold on to me I'm right here waiting I see a light it feels good and I'll come back soon just like you would it's useless, my name has made the list and I wish, I gave you one last kiss Please stay until I'm gone I'm here, hold on to me I'm right here waiting, and take my one last breath, and don't forget that I will be right here, waiting Please stay until I'm gone I'm here, hold on to me I'm right here waiting, and take my one last breath, and don't forget that I will be right here, waiting Please stay until I'm gone I'm here, hold on to me I'm right here waiting, and take my one last breath, and don't forget that I will be right here, waiting This One Song This one goes out to all our fans to all the punk rock kids who've been into our band if you only know us from this one song here's news for you we've been around six years long and it hurts fuck yeah! MTTS - Track 38 - Live Bonus #18 I know a guy he has sex with his sister he used his dick to pop her four foot blister and I know it's not that cool he fucked her in my swimming pool he's got three testicles and he... he loves to... uhh... do shit FUUUCK YEAH!