I Won't Be Home For Christmas - (3:15)
(Deck the halls with boughs of holly
fa la la la la, la la la la
tis the season to be jolly
fa la la la la, la la la la)
Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
cause joy is something they don't bring me
My girlfriend is by my side
from the roof are hanging sickles of ice
their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again
So I stand with a dead smile on my face
wondering how much of my time they'll waste
oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers
And then I guess I must have snapped
because I grabbed the baseball bat
and made them all run for shelter
It's Christmas time, again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
please stay away from my home
If you don't want to get beat down
just leave the presents and then leave me alone
Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
cause the cops came and arrested me
they had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail didn't have a tree
christmas came a night early
cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package
It's Christmas time, again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
please stay away from my home
If you don't want to get beat down
just leave the presents and then leave me alone
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (x6)
Wrecked Him - (2:48)
With all those words you bring
why do you say what you don't mean?
to those people who don't care about
one thing that you might need
And you just don't know
your actions always shine the most
to those people who don't care
if you end up alone
You need some time to sew
all those bridges that you burned
'cause there's nothing left to bring
to someone who just won't learn
Have you made up your mind?
how have you known what you decide
to those people who just think
that you are telling lies
So I give up
I made it clear as it can be
to those people who don't care about
one thing that you might need
You need some time to sew
all those bridges that you burned
'cause there's nothing left to bring
to someone who just won't learn
Oh, you need some time to sew
all those bridges that you burned
'cause there's nothing left to bring
to someone who just won't learn
Zulu - (2:06)
I'm feeling what I want to feel
I'm saying what I've said all along
because I know the things that are important to me
because life is too short to be long
And those thoughts that I've kept inside
with those words that I could not hide
before those times that always remind me
that all I ever did was try
So change your tune one step to make a stand
I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone
now run into the deepest pile of shit
cause that's where I'm going to blend in, go!
Those choices that I've never made
with those decisions that once cut me a break
cause after all what's left in the end
there's somethings that they just can't take
So take a bow, well you're not that great
so pat your back, go off and masturbate
cause one thing that you know for sure
your hand is not a lonesome date
So change your tune one step to make a stand
I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone
now run into the deepest pile of shit
cause that's where I'm going to blend in
So change your tune one step to make a stand
I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone
now run into the deepest pile of shit
cause that's where I'm going to blend in
The Family Next Door - (1:45)
Oh how your mom is so inbred
(she's so inbred)
last night I caught your mother
with your brother in her bed
(with your brother in bed)
five arms ten legs and four toes
(the bitch has got four toes)
When you fuck your family I guess
that's just the way it goes
(when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes)
when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes
But don't worry
your mom is not the only one
(she's not the only one)
because just the other night
I caught your dad taking your
brother's temperature with his tongue
When you go to his house
don't kneel or squat (don't kneel or squat)
before you know it his dad will tie
my dick in a knot with his tongue
When you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes
(when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes)
Transvestite - (3:21)
My mom, she's not a woman anymore
she dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a man
(dresses like a man)
oh how she's not as feminine as she
used to be before
oh how she is so damned masculine
I close my eyes (I close my eyes)
my mom's not a woman anymore
she's wearing a disguise
everytime she leaves through that door
My mom's not the same
as she was in the past
if I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom's not quite the
woman that she was before
when my friends come over
she likes to wrestle them down to the floor
I close my eyes
my mom's not a woman anymore
she's wearing a disguise
everytime she leaves through that door
My mom's a
my mom's a
my mom's a transvestite
My mom's a
my mom's a
my mom's a transvestite
Dancing With Myself - (2:40)
From the walls of Tokyo
down in London town's a go-go
with the record selection
and the mirror's reflection
I'll be dancing with myself
when there's no one else in sight
in a crowded, lonely night
I wait so long for my love vibration
and I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
when there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh
If I looked all over the world
and there's every type of girl
but their empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
cause it'll give me time to think
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
I'd be dancing with myself
Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
I'd be dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh (3x)
Marky!
Oh, oh, oh, oh
If I looked all over the world
and there's every type of girl
but their empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
cause it'll give me time to think
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
I'd be dancing with myself
Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
Oh, oh, oh, oh (9x)
yeah, in a sweat (5x), sweat! (10x)
Please Take Me Home (Live) - (3:13)
(This song was done when they were on tour prior to the
release of the new album, thus, these would be the first
lyrics, before they rewrote them.)
Now it happens again
she's cool, she's hot, she's my friend
try hard when things fall apart
one excuse breaks my heart
She's unstoppable, unpredictable
I'm so jaded, calculated wrong
Please take, me home
too late, it's gone
I bet, you're sad
this is the best time we ever had
Try hard when things fall apart
I guess there's no need to start
give in, forget the past
try hard to make these things last
She's unstoppable, unpredictable
I'm so jaded, calculated wrong
please take, me home
too late, it's gone
I bet, you're sad
this is the best time we ever had
Please take, me home
too late, it's gone
I bet, you're sad
this is the best time we ever had
Try hard when things fall apart
ah yes, this breaks my heart
give in, forget the past
try hard to make these things best, they last
go!
She's unstoppable, unpredictable
I'm so jaded, I calculated wrong
Mark's wrong
Travis is wrong
I'm right
Please take, me home
too late, it's gone
I bet, you're sad
this is the best time we ever had
Please take, me home
too late, it's gone
I bet, you're sad
this is the best time we ever had
13 Miles - (0:56)
13 miles down the road lives a young boy
he's got jet black hair and blue-green eyes
and he's mine
and every now and then, he and I
would sit together on the porch
and I take off his pants
and I fuck him from behind
And I love him for his heart and soul
and I love his wrinkled scrotum too
so if you see us passing by
on some dreary rainy day
take a look at the young boy
and his naked asshole
Good Times - (1:04)
Good times, good times, good times
oh baby, good times
Good Times
any time you meet a payment
good times
any time you feel free
good times
any time you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
keeping' your head above water,
making a wave when you can
Temporary lay offs
good times
easy credit rip offs
(??)
scratching' and surviving
good times
hanging in a chow line(??)
good times
aint't we lucky we got 'em
good times
Dead Man's Curve - (2:46)
I was cruising in my Stingray late one night
when an XKE pulled up on the right
and rolled down the window of his shiny new Jag
and challenged me then and there to a drag
I said, "you're on, buddy, my mill's runnin' fine
let's come off the line, now, at Sunset and Vine
I'll go you one better if you've got the nerve
let's race all the way to dead man's curve
dead man's curve
dead man's curve
won't come back from dead man's curve
The street was deserted late Friday night
we were buggin' each other while we sat out the light
we both popped the clutch when the light turned green
you shoulda heard the whine from my screamin' machine
I flew past LaBrea, Schwab's, and Crescent Heights
and all the Jag could see were my six taillights
he passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve
but I pulled her out and there we were
at dead man's curve
Well, the last thing I remember, Doc, I started to swerve
and then I saw the Jag slide into the curve
I know I'll never forget that horrible sight
I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right
won't come back from dead man's curve
dead man's curve, dead man's curve
dead man's curve, dead man's curve
dead man's curve, dead man's curve
Family Reunion - (0:45)
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat
I fucked your mom
(And I wanna suck my dad
and my mommy too
oh, is this thing on?)
Hope - (1:31)
Why can't you see you torture me
you're already thinking about someone else
when he comes home you'll be in his arms and I'll be gone
but you know my day will come
I know someday I'll be the only one
You wait for his spark you know it'll turn you on
he's gonna make you feel the way you want to feel
when he starts to lie, makes you cry
you know I'll be there my day will come
I know someday I'll be the only one
Call me selfish call me what you like, I think it's right
to want someone for all your own and not to share her love
and I'll have my way, and you won't have to say, anyway
you don't stand a chance
You wait for his spark you know it'll turn you on
he's gonna make you feel the way you want to feel
when he starts to lie, makes you cry
you know I'll be there my day will come
I know someday I'll be the only one
my day will come
I know someday I'll be the only one
You want perfection I see your self destruction
you don't know what you want
It's gonna take you years to find out
I'm not giving up and when you've had enough
you'll take your bruised little head and
you'll come running back to me
I'm gonna be the only one
I'm gonna be the only one
Not Now - (4:11)
Come here, please hold my hand for now
help me, I'm scared please show me how
to fight this, god has a master plan
and I guess I am in his demand
Please save me, this time I cannot run
and I'll see you when this is done
and now I have come to realize
that you are the one who's left behind
Please stay until I'm gone
I'm here, hold on to me
I'm right here waiting
I see a light it feels good
and I'll come back soon just like you would
it's useless, my name has made the list
and I wish, I gave you one last kiss
Please stay until I'm gone
I'm here, hold on to me
I'm right here waiting, and take
my one last breath, and don't forget
that I will be right here, waiting
Please stay until I'm gone
I'm here, hold on to me
I'm right here waiting, and take
my one last breath, and don't forget
that I will be right here, waiting
Please stay until I'm gone
I'm here, hold on to me
I'm right here waiting, and take
my one last breath, and don't forget
that I will be right here, waiting
This One Song
This one goes out
to all our fans
to all the punk rock kids
who've been into our band
if you only know us
from this one song
here's news for you
we've been around
six years long
and it hurts
fuck yeah!
MTTS - Track 38 - Live Bonus #18
I know a guy
he has sex with his sister
he used his dick to pop her
four foot blister
and I know it's not that cool
he fucked her in my swimming pool
he's got three testicles
and he...
he loves to... uhh...
do shit
FUUUCK YEAH!
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