1. You Will Be A Hot Dancer
2. Shaft
3. Take Me To Your Leader
4. Version
5. Azwethinkweiz
6. Hilikus



1. You Will Be A Hot Dancer - (3:46)
Damn, this situation's new to me, why?
I see a head afraid to be himself
I bet he'd like to have a little
encouragement from the opposite
come that side of the floor
yes! egg him along
make him feel at ease with himself
steal his clothes, leave him his shoes
let's get this marmaduke naked
everybody help make him feel at ease
let's get this marmaduke naked
let's get this marmaduke naked
so lose your head and go to pieces
don't you make fun of me
don't you make fun of me
I'm gonna be, gonna be
be a hot dancer!
don't you make fun of me
don't you make fun of me
I'm gonna be, gonna be
be a hot dancer!

Ooh, now that the basics are down
converse amongst yourselves but
keep an eye out for the next complication
in other words, grab the next motherfucker marmaduke
who refuses to submit to these pelvic ostentations
I can't wait until the syllables bend
let's get this marmaduke naked
let's get this marmaduke naked
so lose your head and go to pieces
don't you make fun of me
don't you make fun of me
I'm gonna be, gonna be
be a hot dancer!
don't you make fun of me
don't you make fun of me
I'm gonna be, gonna be
be a hot dancer!

Gonna be a hot dancer, son
you will be a

don't you make fun of me
don't you make fun of me
I'm gonna be, gonna be
be a hot dancer!
don't you make fun of me
don't you make fun of me
I'm gonna be, gonna be
be a hot dancer!
don't you make fun of me
don't you make fun of me
don't you make fun of me
I'm gonna be a hot dancer!

(la la la la la, I'm a hot dancer!
la la la la la, I'm a hot dancer!)
2. Shaft - (3:13)
Who am I?
I am I

Shaft!
why can't I get it straight? no! (shaft!)
why can't I see it straight? shaft! (shaft!)
we can't let you (shaft!)
we can't let you go (shaft!)
why can't I get it straight? no! (shaft!)
why can't I see it straight? shaft! (shaft!)
we can't let you (shaft!)
we can't let you go

Who are you?
You are me!

Shaft! Shaft! Shaft! Shaft! I'll get a new one, then!
I take a look, a look around, gas limited
I take a look around, I tell myself I'll live again
I take a look, a look around, gas limited
I take a look around, I tell myself I'll live again

Shaft!
why can't I get it straight? no! (shaft!)
why can't I see it straight? shaft! (shaft!)
we can't let you (shaft!)
we can't let you go (shaft!)
why can't I get it straight? no! (shaft!)
why can't I see it straight? shaft! (shaft!)
we can't let you (shaft!)
we can't let you go

Shaft!
shut the fuck up!
shaft!
up until this day
I take a look, a look around, gas limited
up until this day
I take a look around, I tell myself I'll live again
up until this day
I take a look, a look around, gas limited
up until this day

Shaft! (x7)
where's Lorena when we need her?
shaft!

Shaft!
why can't I get it straight? no! (shaft!)
why can't I see it straight? shaft! (shaft!)
we can't let you (shaft!)
we can't let you go (shaft!)
why can't I get it straight? no! (shaft!)
why can't I see it straight? shaft! (shaft!)
we can't let you (shaft!)
we can't let you go (shaft!)
why can't I get it straight? no! (shaft!)
why can't I see it straight? shaft! (shaft!)
why can't I get it straight? no! (shaft!)
why can't I see it straight? shaft! (shaft!)
why can't I get it straight? no! (shaft!)
why can't I see it straight? shaft! (shaft!)
why can't I get it straight? no! (shaft!)
why can't I see it straight? shaft! (shaft!)
3. Take Me To Your Leader - (4:26)
What if your brain, unexpectedly and suddenly
picked out things to flip around and view a lot differently?
what if blue sky, all of a sudden turned a purple hue?
we would shit a brick the size of all of it... what if?

What if I was just dreaming? (what if I was just dreaming?)
what if I lived in a pear? (what if I lived in a pear?)
what if my watch read 4:20 every hour, every day?
you can bet your dollar I'd be happy!

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!

What if mothballs
hangin' around too close to microwaves
suddenly woke up and said
"take me to your leader or die by fly guy!
he'll push ya' out, no wings attached!"
just do as I say, no mistake, he'll blow away

What if I was just dreaming? (what if I was just dreaming?)
what if I lived in a pear? (what if I lived in a pear?)
what if I had a mustard drenched cucumber tied to my leg
and I did not want my pants to get dirty?
what if this, what if that?!
go!

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
my pain
forgot to inject my cocaine
forgot to apply my rogaine
forgot to remember my pain, pain, pain

I never think, I never thought, oh maybe I'm insane
I think I like being way the fuck out of my brain
I never think, I never thought, oh maybe I'm insane
I think I like being way the fuck out of my brain

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!
I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!
4. Version - (4:17)
We could live in a house outside of town
we could build our own version of society well
time to pay, to pay
time to pay, to pay
there'd be no one to answer to and complicate our lives
we could be the epitome of self sufficiency
time to pay, to pay
time to pay, to pay
you've got to pay me
time to pay
you've got to pay me
why should I?

Why, why should we pay
for your mistake?
to carry on

Why should we carry on your false integrity when
when you've shown us that
you can't even keep your nest clean
time to pay, to pay
time to pay, to pay
so far we've put financial gain ahead of human needs
quality of our lives should be prioritized
time to pay, to pay
time to pay, to pay
you've got to pay me
time to pay
you've got to pay me
why should I?

Why, why should we pay
for your mistake?
to carry on
to carry on
modify your version so we can carry
to carry on
modify your version so we can carry
to carry on

To be conclusive, I'd like to say
you've done a super-fine job with your display
I see now that you cannot comprehend
what it means to respect your life and then some
to be rich, that would be great
no, but it doesn't mean poo-poo without your nest
so why should I pay for your mistake, man
why should I?

Why, why should we pay
for your mistake?
to carry on
Why, why should we pay
(why should we pay)
for your mistake?
(for your mistake)
to carry on
to carry on
modify your version so we can carry
to carry on
modify your version so we can carry
to carry on
5. Azwethinkweiz - (3:49)
Floatin' round my brain
tryin' to think about the other thing
than that thought you know I'm considering
what if what I thought
about who I think I though I was
was nothing more than my cerebellum slobbering

Azwethinkweizm is hard to think about
but simple to trust
you'll know your on it when your brain
won't stop to take a break, no
so when donut boy comes askin' around
tryin' to figure out somethin' new
you just smile and say
"pardon you! I'm sitting through some particles
and farcing through some folds
I've stumbled upon a brain fart
which melts away your molds!"
so I think upon that ponder while
I'm pondering the thought
just thinkin' about the thinkweiz
is leaving me distraught!

Well I think I thought I saw an azwethinkweiz
lookin' like we think we do
like we think we do
I think I thought I saw an azwethinkweiz
lookin' like we think we do
like we think we do

Some think I'm insane
'cause I think about the other thing
than that one thought you call reality
what if what you thought
about who you think you thought you were
was nothing more than illusion rapidly crumbling

Azwethinkweism should be a topic we all can trust
it's just to bad it makes your head go
zippitykrack @#$% dang
so when donut boy comes sniffing around
trying to figure out something new
you just laugh and say
"pardon you, I'm through some particles
and farcing through some folds.
I've stumbled upon a brain fart
which melts away your molds."
so I think upon that ponder while
I'm pondering the thought
just thinking about the thinkweiz
is leaving me distraught

Well I think I thought I saw an azwethinkweiz
lookin' like we think we do
like we think we do
I think I thought I saw an azwethinkweiz
lookin' like we think we do
like we think we do

I think I thought I saw an azwethinkweiz
lookin' like we think we do
like we think we do
I think I thought I saw an azwethinkweiz
lookin' like we think we do
like we think we do
I think I thought I saw an azwethinkweiz
lookin' like we think we do
like we think we do
so what if you thought about the thinkweiz
was nothing like you think you are
like you think you are
you'd probably more than likely be a lookyloo
lookin' like you think you do
like you think you do

[backwards]
(Thursday night we smoked indica
and azwethinkweism was born)

6. Hilikus - (3:17)
About a hundred years ago now
thought I was left for dead
soliloquy, she was my
a picture, a wake, my metaphoric friend
so then I fell in love with
an irony named life
it taught me this from that and
a picture, a wake, you're gonna be hilikus

History has a tendency to block out
the popular beliefs about the leaders of the time
so glisten with my syllables and ponder the thought
maybe they should have had to dedicate more to it, go!

You've got to be
so good to be
you've got to be hilikus!

So I took a walk out side with
my new found friend and the knowledge imbibe
I figured I'd find another with the same attitude, yes
then maybe I could talk to someone other than myself
the doors are now swinging wide open
a positive attitude and the ilk in my pocket
had a lot to do with my new found friend
the hilikus

History has a tendency to block out
the popular beliefs about the leaders of the time
so glisten with my syllables and ponder the thought
maybe they should have had to dedicate more to it, go!

You've got to be
so good to be
you've got to be hilikus!
you've got to be hilikus!
you've got to be hilikus!
you've got to be hilikus!
you've got to be hilikus!

You've got to be
so good to be
you've got to be hilikus!
you've got to be hilikus!
you've got to be hilikus!
you've got to be hilikus!
you've got to be hilikus!
so good to be hilikus!
so good to be hilikus!
so good to be hilikus!
so good to be hilikus!
(that it?)