1. Invisible - (4:06)
2. Pee Wee - (2:59)
3. Educated Fool - (4:22)
As I roll over in my bed
the same old thoughts run through my head
what are you getting up for
(??) the night still rules
an incarcerated fool
and my prison cell is school
Cause I'm the educated fool
So I open the door to my new day
bad thoughts should go away
but the morning is so grey
how am I supposed to understand a word they're going to say?
my mind's just not awake
today's the day I break away from this life of monotony
And I arrive and kick my way to class, sit down
head down on the fake wood
instructor starts to speak about the time when man was ape
and though I'm trying really hard, my mind won't cooperate
it tells me where I should be, in the sun where life is carefree
That's when I say, can I just go away and learn some other day?
cause I can't live by the rules established by the schools
an educated fool
People always say to me, go to school so you can be
listen hard and fill your mind's potential, or lack there of
but sometimes I'm not in class just cause that I will not pass
he walks around and stops at me, my letter comes after "E"
That's when I say, can I just go away and learn some other day?
cause I can't live by the rules established by the schools
an educated fool
A, D, it doesn't matter much to me
A, D, it don't say shit about me
A, D, it doesn't matter much to me
cause A or D is not me
Cause I can't live by the rules established by the schools
an educated fool
A or D is not me
no it ain't
cause A or D is not me
4. Naked Jock Man - (4:42)
Me and my friends kickin' in the household
tryin' to figure out thoughts start to unfold
nothing to do or see I can't understand
combine all our thoughts to come up with a plan
car alarm system too expensive to buy
but not if you're gonna hire this guy
with a helmet on his head and a club in his hand
cock in sock, it's the naked jock man
Naked, naked, naked, jock
naked, naked, naked, man
naked, naked, naked, jock
naked, naked, he's naked
Tall dark man going to break into my car
with naked jock man he ain't gonna get far
car alarm sounds, trunk lifts up
he jumps to the ground
what the fuck's that?
I can hear him scream in fright
n-j-m just ruined his night
you can run, hide, turn yourself in
cause he'll get you in the end
Naked, naked, naked, jock
naked, naked, naked, man
naked, naked, naked, jock
naked, naked, he's naked
He's the naked jock man
and he's after Dan
naked jock man
R-Y-A-N
Now months have passed since the birth of the jock man
Sally Jesse Raphael and David Letterman
want the jock man to show his face
he's the next bitch on Melrose Place
naked jock man was just a big joke
now you'll see his ass on all the talk shows
the people want to know
they're willing to die
who the fuck is this guy?
Naked, naked, naked, jock
naked, naked, naked, man
naked, naked, naked, jock
naked, naked, naked
5. Prank Call To The Cobalt Cafe - (2:54)
"Cobalt."
Yeah, wassup, uh, nigga. I was uh plannin' on uh playin with my rap band uh
somewhere and we heard about the Cobalt Cafe, thought it'd be a tit out place to
play, and so, I was thinkin, what's up with that?
"Uh, hang on a second"
Alright.
"Yeah, won't you call back, uh, tomorrow at six?"
Yeah, well 'bout six o'clock, we be practicin' and shit, ya know, like, I was
just wantin' to know, you know, if like, rap bands 'n stuff were allowed in that
place 'n stuff, cause we really, like ya know, rap the house off 'n stuff, ya know,
we call, ya know, we light fires 'n stuff, 'n stuff like that, ya know, and
throw records at people's heads 'n shit, you know, we call, yeah, people like
us, we got a catchy name, we call "Show Me Your Titz" 'n stuff like
dat, you know like, they really into our music 'n stuff, people dance around the
place naked with their (laughter) hello? I don't see what's so funny about our
rap music, homeboy. Homeboy, whats you laughin at?
"That's funny"
You, you would shit in your pants if you seen us play, we rap the house off,
muthafucker like, we seriously break some fuckin' shit nigga, we kick some ass
home-boy.
"Really?"
We badasses, bitch. We called "Show Me Your Titz".
"Hmmm. Interesting."
Yeah, we...
"We'll yeah, you should..."
Dave, we talked to Dave, called back and talk to Dave, cause this's Tito in the
house, wassup dude, wassup?
"Hang on a second."
"Hello?"
Yeah wassup dude, this Dave?
"No."
Dave, wassup?
"No, Dave's not in."
Oh hey, who dis?
"What?"
Who dis?
"This is Ryan".
Ryan?
"Ryan."
Wassup dude? This is Tito in da house, whaduuuuuup. Yo wassup dude, I want to
get my, my rap band in there, "Show Me Your Titz".
"Yeah, you got to call back tomorrow dude."
'Bout what time?
"6 o'clock."
Aww man, "Show Me Your Titz" is performing tomorrow night.
"What's that?"
We're performing, my band, "Show Me Your Titz". That's what we called.
"Show me the tits?"
Yeah, "Show Me Your Titz."
"Show me your tits. (laughing)"
Yeah.
"Wonderful."
We badass muthafuckers, we break some records over people's heads 'n stuff on a
turntable and slap it on our asses and juicy fruits, ya know. We come, we crazy
people man, wassup dude. We bring it down from the south side to the prizzo(?).
It's crazy like that homeboy, you see how it is in the hood growin' up,
muthafucka. You know how it is, right?
"Yeah."
We all good like that.
"Yeah, I know."
We also talk about Jesus and stuff like that, we all good, homeboy.
"Look bud, you gotta call back, I'm really busy right now."
Alright man, I'll talk to Dave or Chris or whoever the fuck that muthafucka is
tomorrow, tell him that um, "Show Me Your Titz" will be in there, soon
as possible.
"Okay."
"Ah, tit out."
(Note: I wrote this out all myself while
listening to it. It's close enough, okay? :)
6. Show Me Your Titz - (2:43)
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